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Thursday, January 19, 2012
Some Photos from Elvis Birthday Fight Club 2012
Elvis Birthday Fight Club 2012 is in the history books. We had three sell out shows in DC and one kick ass sell out show in Baltimore at the creative alliance. We had so many great photos! Stereo Vision Photography did a fantastic job of documenting the shows, and I hope to upload them in the near future. But in the meantime, please enjoy some of our favorites taken from BYT's coverage ( many photos taken by Chris Chen and Rachel Eisley) and some other sources (I'll be coy about the sources, keeping in line with the #1 rule of Fight Club...)





























Thursday, January 05, 2012
ELVIS BIRTHDAY FIGHT CLUB IS THIS SATURDAY (in DC)
First, you should totally check out this Hitler Downfall video about EBFC:
Still not convinced? Then you should check out the press coverage:
I'll try to post some more as they roll in...but I might be a tad busy loading the set in today...
UPDATE: We just sold out the 8pm show...but we have started selling tickets to the 9:30! (The late show is only half sold) Get your tickets at www.elvisbirthdayfightclub.com
Thursday, December 08, 2011
ELVIS BIRTHDAY FIGHT CLUB TICKETS GO ON SALE AND CHECK OUT OUR PREVIEW VIDEO!
Yep, that's right, Elvis Birthday Fight Club tickets went on sale yesterday...so get yours HERE today!
Also, you should check out our spiffy preview video:
Of course, there is a lot going on behind the scenes with EBFC that I cant share because it would spoil the surprise for you (it hurts me more than it hurts you, trust me) so, you will just have to be content with the preview video for now...
In other news, I am sending the modified Nutcracker from Halloween to the Naughty Snowball 3 this Saturday...so put on your naughty balls...oh, never mind...
Also, you should check out our spiffy preview video:
In other news, I am sending the modified Nutcracker from Halloween to the Naughty Snowball 3 this Saturday...so put on your naughty balls...oh, never mind...
Friday, December 02, 2011
Turkey Day Cannibalism, and EBFC Photo Shoot
Landless Theatre Company's latest production of Cannibal! The Musical opened the day after Thanksgiving (opening on Thanksgiving itself would have been way too tacky...) and it is Landless doing what it does best: Cannibalism jokes! Anyway, you should get your tickets today because the show has had a lot of buzz riding on the coattails of Book of Mormon...What, you didn't know that the Tony award winning musical Book of Mormon was also written by the guys who wrote Cannibal! The Musical? Well, now you do....and seeing as Book of Mormon will be sold out from now until "the end times", you best settle for an easily available ticket right here in DC!Anyway, here's a few photos of the backdrop and some of those pesky actors to whet your appetite (the photos, not the actors, you cannibal!)
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| CANNIBAL! THE MUSICAL BACKDROP 10'x10' Acrylic on Muslin |
Just before thanksgiving we had a chance to take some promo photos (and shoot some video) for the upcoming ELVIS BIRTHDAY FIGHT CLUB (opening Jan 7 in DC and Jan 14 in Baltimore...tickets on sale soon) The good folks at Stereovision photography were gracious enough to take some flattering photos of the King...he looks good for being dead for 34 years....More photos will be leaked as we get closer to the opening....
Thursday, November 17, 2011
GET YOUR LANDLESS SEASON SUBSCRIPTIONS...AND "Quickies"
Its that time of year again...time to check out what Landless Theater Company has in store for its upcoming season, and buy a season subscription!
With a Subscription you get three shows for $40! (it would normally cost you $75 for all three!...hell, you would only have to see two of the three shows and you would still be 5 bucks ahead!)
Check out this interview with Artistic Director Andy Baughman about the upcoming season: HERE
Now, on to personal Art By Jared business...The Isuzu Hombre is dead. After 11 years of faithful service (it was a 98 and I got it used in 2001) it has entered the "nickel and dime" phase...(I have already put about 2 grand into it this year...and a $850 fuel pump repair was the last straw). Anyway, the death of the Hombre has caused a veritable work stoppage artistically, seeing as I am frantically trying to find a new (used) truck that will not put me in debtors prison...
However, I do have some things to show. Ever since the Halloween party, I have been setting quick assignments for myself. That is, I have been taking 5"x7" pieces of board (canvasboard, luan, plywood, etc) that have been lying around the studio, and then painting from magazines and whatnot. I have set a rule that each one is declared done in no more than an hour. So, these are not intended as saleable art, but more a way to get me loosened up and thinking through some of the issues that a larger (and longer) painting produce. So, check out these sketches (I've been calling them "quickies") I'd be interested to know which ones are interesting to you...
With a Subscription you get three shows for $40! (it would normally cost you $75 for all three!...hell, you would only have to see two of the three shows and you would still be 5 bucks ahead!)
Check out this interview with Artistic Director Andy Baughman about the upcoming season: HERE
Now, on to personal Art By Jared business...The Isuzu Hombre is dead. After 11 years of faithful service (it was a 98 and I got it used in 2001) it has entered the "nickel and dime" phase...(I have already put about 2 grand into it this year...and a $850 fuel pump repair was the last straw). Anyway, the death of the Hombre has caused a veritable work stoppage artistically, seeing as I am frantically trying to find a new (used) truck that will not put me in debtors prison...
However, I do have some things to show. Ever since the Halloween party, I have been setting quick assignments for myself. That is, I have been taking 5"x7" pieces of board (canvasboard, luan, plywood, etc) that have been lying around the studio, and then painting from magazines and whatnot. I have set a rule that each one is declared done in no more than an hour. So, these are not intended as saleable art, but more a way to get me loosened up and thinking through some of the issues that a larger (and longer) painting produce. So, check out these sketches (I've been calling them "quickies") I'd be interested to know which ones are interesting to you...
Thursday, November 03, 2011
SPOOKTACULAR XII
Happy Merry X-MASWEEN! Okay, show's over! Mr and Mrs. Claus need to get some rest!

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| Just a refresher on the design of the Nutcracker.... |
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| That's right, I'm such a badass that I am able to make it snow for our Spooky Christmas Halloween party! The nutcracker doesn't seem to mind... |
Here is a video of the nutcracker in action!
The rest of these photos are just a very small sampling of the party...
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| The Design for Karaoke Hell... |
One of the traditions that we have is to offer paintings as prizes for our guests (this year they won them by playing putt putt into the Nutcrackers mouth...if they got a hole in one, a ping pong ball would fire at them, and they could turn the red balls in for a velvet painting: (Velvet is really hard to photograph...honestly, these looked much cooler in person...I think its got something to do with digital camera's inability to register black correctly, as well as the camera trying to capture the nap of the velvet....)
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| KRAMPUS 9"x12" Acrylic on Red Velvet |
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| LEG LAMP 6"x12" Acrylic on Black Velvet |
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| SAD TREE 12"x12" Acrylic on Black Velvet |
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| ZOMBIE REINDEER 12"x12" Acrylic on Black Velvet |
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| ZOMBIE PINUP 9"x12" Acrylic on Black Velvet |
So, that's most of the Spooktacular craziness...Thanks to everyone who made it out, you guys are truly the life of the party!....during the blackout of the past few weeks I have also been working on several other projects like:
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| A Concept sketch for a Mayan themed Pop-up |
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| Six Flags Coaster Decor |
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| Six Flags Coaster decor |
...And things don't show any sign of slowing down in November!
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